PROGRAMS™ TERMINAL

VERSION: V2.2.5 (rv99a)
87/100 programs complete
OUR FAVOURITES ▼
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HELP DESK
Click here to enter help desk
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Broken Calculator
Eats your RAM like how Nikocado Avocado eats, please don't use it. Kind reminders from the devs ;)
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Market Manipulator
Manipulate the stock market and see what happens next! Try to unlock all the endings!
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
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AI-less Chat Bot
Chat with a non-sentient bot with an array of responses. It will not replace your therapist
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Piano Player
Write your own songs on this 23-key keyboard with visual cues
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Abomination Recipe Generator
Don't know what abomination you should cook for your nemesis if you have them in captive in your basement? This program will help you come up with something :)
Please don't do this...
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Screensaver
Sit back and relax (There are 25 screensavers for you to choose from)
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Supermarket Simulator
Please don't pretend to buy items that will put you on a list, hurt or kill someone. Seriously.
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Jukebox
Play Programs™ OST
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K-40 Calculator
How long will a single banana take to kill you via K-40 radiation?
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Schwarzschild Radius Calculator
Tutorial on becoming a blackhole (1 easy step)
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Legacy Programs™ download
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Disclaimer: You are not eligible for the rewards in Program 92's challenge by using this legacy version, however you can still attempt to complete its challenges.
Generation 1: Classics ▼
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HELP DESK
Click here to enter help desk
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Echo
Echos your input
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ohce desreveR
esrever ni tupni ruoy staepeR
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Dice Roller
Rolls dices
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Broken Calculator
Eats your RAM like how Nikocado Avocado eats, please don't use it. Kind reminders from the devs ;)
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RNG Number
Roll a random number between -1e11 to 1e12
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Countdown
Enter a duration in seconds to start the countdown. Warning: NO COUNTDOWN AUDIO
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8 ball
The 8 ball
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9 ball
The Mighty 9 Ball
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ASCII Bubblegumtroll
Do you like ASCII art? Sorry. To mitigate copyright issues we have decided to put up a bubblegumtroll that we've drawn
(Artist credit: Hhhjk)
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B&W Pixel Art
Too bad. We don't have ASCII art generators. You can draw pixel art with this tool though
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Luck Index
Very unscientific
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[Log] Updates
See what's new and what's changed
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Password generator
Running out of password ideas? Here, let this tool help you
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Note Reciter
Have a TTS bot that reads your notes out loud!
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Credits
View credits
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Coin flipper
Flip a coin
Generation 2: Games ▼
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3D Minesweeper
Are you ready for a challenge? The 4-star "Easy" mode isn't hard enough? Well, prepare yourself and head to custom mode︎

Difficulty (Easy): ★★★★☆
Difficulty (Medium): ★★★★★
Difficulty (Hard): ★★★★★★
Difficulty (Custom): ★★★★★★★︎
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Big Two
Big Two but the AIs don't play aggressively so there is literally no fun︎
(Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆ || Luck required: ☘)︎
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Memory game
Do you think you have a good memory? Let's put that to the test︎
(Overall difficulty: ★★★★★★★)︎

Warning: This game is humanly impossible to beat without cheating, can you?︎
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Roulette
Play Roulette for no cost or a chance in losing anything︎
(Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆ || Luck required: ☘☘☘☘)︎
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Market Manipulator
Manipulate the stock market and see what happens next! Try to unlock all the endings!
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
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RPS+
Play RPS EXTENDED against the computer
Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆
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Super TTT
Play Super TTT against your friend or the computer!
Difficulty (vs. AI): ★★☆☆☆
Difficulty (Multiplayer): ★★★☆☆
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Battle Simulator
Can you defeat the insane difficulty boss? (Well tbf it's a game about luck so Luck required: ☘☘☘)
Difficulty (baby mode): ★☆☆☆☆
Difficulty (easy): ★☆☆☆☆
Difficulty (medium): ★★☆☆☆
Difficulty (hard): ★★★☆☆
Difficulty (insane): ★★★★☆
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Tug Of War
Spam your keyboard and tug the rope towards you! Multiplayer (2P) is available on PC
Difficulty (EASY): ★★☆☆☆
Difficulty (MEDIUM): ★★★☆☆
Difficulty (HARD): ★★★★☆
Difficulty (EXTREME): ★★★★★

For QoL, mobile gameplay is not recommended
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Annoying keyboard
Oh no! The virtual keyboard is broken – every key is randomised! Can you type the string displayed on the screen within the given time?
Difficulty (easy): ★★☆☆☆
Difficulty: ★★★★☆
Frustration: ☺☺☺☺
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Mental Math
It's now time to bring back your childhood trauma – MENTAL MATH! Race against time to solve increasingly difficult problems, from simple addition to brutal long division. One question per level, 100 levels total - can you survive the trauma this time?
Warning: May cause flashbacks of panicked chalkboard solving and teachers yelling "Show your work!"

Difficulty (no calculator): ★★★★★★
Difficulty (with calculator): ★☆☆☆☆

Warning: This game is very, very hard to beat without using a calculator, can you beat it without using one?︎
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Adpocalypse
Close as many popups by clicking them as you can.
Note: This game does not have a good performance on a mobile device.
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
Hard mode difficulty: ★★★★☆ (Unavailable on mobile)
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Find the different colour
Find the different colour. Gets progressively harder
Difficulty: ★★★☆☆
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Asteroid Dodger (DEMO)
This game is currently a demo. Please expect bad UI/gameplay. How long can you survive? DEMO: The game is currently only playable on PC/Laptop.
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
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Captcha Hell
How many fake captchas can you solve in 3 minutes? Or will you get too bored or frustrated to continue?
Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
Annoyance: ☺☺☺☺☺
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Maze Game v3
A maze game
Difficulty easy: ★☆☆☆☆
Difficulty medium: ★★☆☆☆
Difficulty hard: ★★★☆☆
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High-Low
Guess the secret number! (4 difficulties)
Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆
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Pong, but...
Something's wrong
Difficulty: CUSTOMISABLE!
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Trigonometric Dodger
Don't step outside the safe zone within the parameters of the sine waves!
Difficulty: ★★★☆☆
Generation 3: Webtoys & Cool Stuff ▼
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Useless program
The epitome of uselessness
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File shredder
Destroys files that you consent to upload and destroy
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Gibberish generator
Generates gibberish. Careful not to leave it on too long, though unobserved, it might lag your device!
 46 (EXC)
Find my internet provider's IP
Python exclusive
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Encryptor/Decryptor
Encrypts/Decrypts your queries with a randomly generated string
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Task Tracker – Fix My Procrastiation™
Puts up a live countdown to the tasks that you've been putting away. Better start working!
 49 (EXC)
Random Wikipedia article
Python exclusive
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AI-less Chat Bot
Chat with a non-sentient bot with an array of responses. It will not replace your therapist
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Audio Mixer
Play 10 audios at the same time with adjustable speeds and tone! You can also download the audio at 44.1kHz quality!
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Audio Randomiser
Chops your audio up to 250 segments and rearranges them randomly! You can also download the audio at 44.1kHz (Upload file size limit: 25MB because why not)
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Polyrhythm Visualiser
Visualise polyrhythms like 3:4:6, 2:4:8, or something diabolical, like 7:11:17! (Note: this is not a factorial)
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Underwater audio player
Make your audio sound like its played underwater. Warning: Light mode only
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Image distorter
Distorts images
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Image Pixel Randomiser
Randomises image pixel placement
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Piano Player
Write your own songs on this 23-key keyboard with visual cues
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Programs™ OS
Superfast browsing
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Redacted simulator
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Generation 4: Mainly simulators and generators ▼
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Random meal recipe generator
Struggling to figure out what to eat for 3 meals daily? Don't worry, this program can help you – but be aware, it might not taste good if you decide to add cursed items.
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Random drink recipe generator
Finding new ways to break your blender? Sorry, to prevent property damage, you cannot add your own cursed items. Still, this program may help you, it'll be good, bottoms up!
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Random meal recipe generator
Don't know what dessert you should make? Let this program help you – but do be aware, oven survival is not guaranteed – you waive the right to sue your own poor decisions.
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Abomination Recipe Generator
Don't know what abomination you should cook for your nemesis if you have them in captive in your basement? This program will help you come up with something :)
Please don't do this...
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Text Reorderer
deeoRrrs oruy ettx
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Search director
Browse the web with extra steps
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Random Colour Generator
Made very niche
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Audio Spectrum Visualiser
It was originally intended to turn audio files to images
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Screensaver
Sit back and relax (There are 24 screensavers for you to choose from)
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Red flags Randomiser
Find out why no one likes you
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Supermarket Simulator
Please don't pretend to buy items that will put you on a list, hurt or kill someone. Seriously.
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Translator
Python exclusive
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Cosmic Address
Find my location (Earth) or other celestial bodies in terms of the universe. Hang on... who decided that we have the right to name them the way we do and call it arbitrary or something? Oh well... the mail's lost anyway
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Attention span fixer
How far into an hour can you do absolutely nothing with your device?
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Planet Orbit Simulator V2
I wonder what would happen
PS: Some real physics in this simulator
Generation 5: Calculators & More random stuff ▼
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Jukebox
Play Programs™ OST
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Weather Forecast Lite
Includes the most basic meteorology in its calculation but nothing else (no computer models). Accuracy not guaranteed
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Am I Legally Drunk calculator
Stay away from drinking, kids.
If you drink, don't drive
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Black-Scholes Calculator
High risk, high gain. You're responsible for your losses
Mobile users: Please use slanted mode for this program
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G-Force Calculator
Will you start floating or be crushed by the G-force?
ps: I have no idea how the math & physics in this program works
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K-40 Calculator
How long will a single banana take to kill you via K-40 radiation?
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Schwarzschild Radius Calculator
Tutorial on becoming a blackhole (1 easy step)
 92 (EXC)
Python exclusive
Python exclusive
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Mass to atomic bombs calculator
E=mc² veli powerful
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Rings
No, not what you're thinking about
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Year countdown
How many % left of the year?
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Ball pit
balls
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Newsletter redirect
Redirecting...
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Legacy Programs™ download
Click here to download. Not all programs on this legacy version is available on the website, and so is the other way around.
Disclaimer: You are not eligible for the rewards in Program 92's challenge by using this legacy version, however you can still attempt to complete its challenges.
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